Christmas Songs Revised to Be More Inclusive

There is a school that revised the lyrics to Silver Bells to be less about Christmas and more inclusive to others celebrating the holidays. The word “Christmas” in the lyrics was replaced by “festive.” This got me to thinking about the possibility of revising other Christmas songs as well to include other religions and social [...]

Parody Christmas Songs Top 10 List

Some old, some new, some borrowed, some blues, I thought it was time to put together a top 10 list of parody Christmas songs. If you’re not snuggled next to the fireplace listening to Josh Groban and are more a fan of South Park than McArthur Park, then this is the list for you. One [...]

Welcome to the Jungle Lyrics Cause Teacher Lockdown

Many times truth is stranger than fiction as it the case of a school custodian singing after hours over the loudspeaker, which caused a teacher to call police. The impromptu rendition of the Guns N’ Roses song “Welcome to the Jungle” made the teacher think her life was in danger. The American Idol wannabe custodian [...]

Bill O’Reilly Spoof of Springsteen Magic Lyrics

You gotta love it when someone spoofs conservative talk show host Bill O’Reilly. The News Groper takes a satirical and sarcastic looks of what Bill O’Reilly may have said when offering Bruce Springsteen a slot on his show to talk about his latest subversive lyrics. Since this is the day after Bosses Day, it is [...]

Michael Vick’s Top 10 Songs

The recent allegations about Michael Vick have struck a special chord in Muse Dog’s heart, as one might imagine. If the barbaric allegations are true against Michael Vick, this will most likely mean the end of his career plus jail time. And, this possibility got Muse Dog to thinking that if Michael Vick is convicted [...]

American Idol Simon Cowell’s Top 10 Unused Barbs

I realize that this is a music lyrics blog, but I just have to comment about last night’s American Idol episode. By now, contestants should know not to try to one-up the music industry icons such as Celine Dion, Whitney Houston, Maria Carey, Stevie Wonder or Aretha Franklin. When they do, however, Simon Cowell is [...]

Congressional Rap

A reader named Nevik Alotnak sent some lyrics into me that self-admittedly aren’t of the highest quality, according to Mr. Alotnak. There are problems with the meter and rhyme and other “technical issues”. Be that as it may, I found them to be a bit humorous so I thought I would post them here. Congressional [...]