Renaldo Lapuz Is Well Hung?
Renaldo Lapuz made his world debut on last night’s American Idol, and one might say that he is well hung. While Kady Malloy was getting love from Simon for being the best Idol so far this season, Renaldo Lapuz was more of an oddity than anything with his flamboyant cape and hat with Simon’s name on it that made him look like a present day Liberace.
Giving Renaldo Lapuz the little William Hung smile, Simon predicts that the singer’s original song “We’re Brothers Forever” will become a hit song. In the song, “We’re Brothers Forever,” Lapuz belts out, “I am your brother, your best friend forever. Singing the songs, the music that you love” and he then goes on to sing, “Brothers ‘til the end of time. Together or not you’re always in my heart.”
Of course, the session got silly with Ryan Seacrest bowing to the ribald Renaldo and Paula Abdul dancing like a 1960s Go-Go dancer up on stage before him. But, Renaldo Lapuz has something that the Hung-man didn’t when he first shocked and awed American Idol viewers, a voice.
Renaldo Lapuz didn’t have a good enough voice to continue in the competition, but he did, nonetheless, have more decent pipes that at least half of the competition. But, it was the silver cape, fluffy and fuzzy white adornments and big pimpy hat that has endeared Renaldo Lapuz to many households.
Expect to see a Renaldo Lapuz and William Hung buddy tour coming soon to a mall near you. In fact, they may be brothers.
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